Lollipop giveaway contest

You know, I have a pretty good idea of where she lives. I've already been there, only I didn't know she lived there at the time. Actually, I didn't even know her at the time. But I know where that is. If I were just a little bit more of a psycho, maybe I would go there. But I'm still relatively sane, so I won't. I'm not a stalker.

You know, I also have a pretty good idea of where the girl I had a crush on in high school now lives. I've already been there, only I didn't know she may have been living in that area at the time. I've walked down that street quite a few times. I miss the days I was pretending to go to college, only to take off and walk all day long. That's how I got to learn the exact street layout of Old Québec City. People driving cars only know the streets they drive on. When I was walking, I knew the streets I walked on and the streets I crossed, because I changed my itinerary every time I went, trying a new street, discovering a new bench, with a new view, a new angle on the city. But at the time, I didn't know where she lived. Had I known, I would probably have gone there to sit on a bench, read a book and wait for her to walk out and notice me... in my dream.

It took me a long time to get over that girl. It's a really, really, really long story. It involves me, her and my dead best friend. I remember the last words I've told her: "It isn't that bad." Try to guess what she told me, so that I would say that.

The winner gets a lollipop.

The lollipop, as usual, will be red.


Lollipop not included. Contest excludes the residents of Québec, Bangladesh and Togo. A mathematical question will be asked to ensure you won't be interested in the contest, because honestly, I don't have any lollipop. I'm just a fraud.